Noob vs Stickman Zombies
Why We Picked Noob vs Stickman Zombies
Noob vs Stickman Zombies is one action repeated until the run ends, and the score is the only thing that survives it. Deaths are cheap and immediate, which is why the next attempt starts before the last one has sunk in. It consumes a few minutes and gives back a number, which is a fair trade. It has drawn 143 plays without a story, a save file, or a reason beyond the next number. On the record: 485 of 500 on the arcade shelf, and 5.0 out of 5 from 1 ratings.
How to Play
The page documents very little, so these are the things worth knowing before you spend time on it:
- Opening the game in a new tab rarely helps; the frame is the game, not a wrapper.
- A run ends when you are caught; the score carries over and nothing else does.
- Learn the first ten seconds perfectly; the rest of the run is built on it.
Editor’s Note
It suits a break between tasks and punishes anyone who plays it while talking. Nothing about it is complicated, which is why it works on a phone in a queue.
Written by the UGFJD editorial team for this page. The publisher’s own description follows below, unedited.
Publisher Description
Supplied by the game’s publisher; reproduced as-is.
Noob vs Stickman Zombies one quiet summer morning, while Noob was still sleeping sweetly in his cozy cabin, someone turned on deafening music that made the whole house shake. When he came outside, he discovered that right next door to him, a group of Stickmen were having a fierce dance party, as if on purpose trying to annoy him. In a fit of rage, Noob removed his bow from the wall to avenge his ruined day off and teach all those who dared to disturb his peace! "Noob vs Stickman Zombies" is a fun arcade game with an interesting storyline in which you have to teach the annoying neighbors a lesson!

