Angry Gran
Why We Picked Angry Gran
The pitch for Angry Gran fits on a postcard: keeping the run alive, again, slightly faster. Nothing here is complicated; it is just fast. keeping the run alive is the entire verb set, and the game adds pressure by speeding it up rather than complicating it. It ranks 443 of 500 in arcade, and the gap between it and the top is mostly luck of the thumbnail. On the record: 5.0 out of 5 from 1 ratings.
How to Play
The page documents very little, so these are the things worth knowing before you spend time on it:
- A game that runs at a fixed size will not fill a large monitor, and that is normal.
- The next run starts from zero, which is why the first thirty seconds matter most.
- Small corrections beat big swerves once the speed climbs.
Editor’s Note
Best on a keyboard; a phone works, though the smaller screen makes the later speed harder than intended. Scores on these pages belong to the game rather than the site, so a record does not follow you between visits.
Written by the UGFJD editorial team for this page. The publisher’s own description follows below, unedited.
Publisher Description
Supplied by the game’s publisher; reproduced as-is.
Play the game that began the Angry Gran series and take to the streets and whack those punk neighbors!

